MetropoliuItan Krankshaft Kolsch
Chicago iIlinois a german ale perfect for a sunny day. The brewmaster recommends the brew to be consumed after yoga in lawn chairs because he hasn't tried it with a #2 prior to a cubs game yet!
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$6.50
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Lagunitas, Pilsner
Petaluma, CaIifornia this cold fermented Czech style pilsner is top notch in my book. Yes, I hove a book. It’s called “Facts on farts” by brenna lorenz so there
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$6.50
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Crispin Day Cider
Minneapolis, Minnesota.no self.respecting st.paul democrat can resist the temptation of this classic hart apple cider fruit forward crisp delicious makes you forget you last the lakers back in 1960
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$6.50
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Crispin Honeycrisp Cider 22 oz.Bottle
Minneapolis Minnesota. Apples and honey, “This ain’t rosh Hashana.” go ahead, doll sweeten your day, with any luck, you’ll catch a little buzz and ease through the holiday.
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$12.00
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Finch's Golden Wing Blonde Ale 16 Oz Can
Chicago, Illinois. Beer nerds may not know finch’s, but who cares, since 2011, Chicago ben finch describes this golden brew as a head turning dirty’ blonde and we love dirty blondes!
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$6.50
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Ommegang, Witte belgian Witbier
Cooperstown, new york. dried citrus rinds, fresh orange and coriander give life to this lively wheat brew. with summer upon us this fine beer may inspire a few session drinkers to invest in wheat futures.
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$6.50
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Ommegang Hennepin Belgian Farmhouse ALe
Cooperstown, new york. at dmk we look forward to Ommegang's hennepin as happily as cubs’ fans welcome opening day . This saison makes the Hendry cubs almost tolerable. As a die-hard northsider, I hope to hove something other than craft beer to cheer about come September.
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$8.00
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Laguntas A little Sumpin Sumpin Wheat Ale5
Petaluma, California. A little poetic license from the brewmaster, “Wheaty-esque-ish-ness” my sources confirm, 3 types of wheat and all the “C” hops. The result, a hazy slightly bitter ale and a very pretty girl.
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$6.50
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Half Acre Daisy Cutter Pale Ale 16 0Z. CAN
Chicago, illinois. A west coast pale ale in style, made just down the block chock full of dark aromatic hops. a screamer, if ya know what i mean.
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$6.50
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Two Brothers, Ebels Weiss Hefeweizen
Warrenville, illinois. Clove, vanilla and banana scent this rich bavarian Hefeweizen. I'm just happy I don't have to wear lederhosen in Lakeview
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$5.50
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North Coast Pranqster Belgian Golden Ale
Ft. bragg, California. i'm a spell check guy and this q was killing me until I put it in the “Google”, genius this fine belgian ale coma up 1 st and 4x before the chico ca. 60's and 70's folk rock cover band of the same name. Talk about web dominance.
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$7.00
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Ska Esb Extra Special Bitter
Durango, colorado. another can o’ ska, oh hoppy wonder, you tickle my tongue. Mode with crisp galena hops, this bitter is simply better. Ideal for crowd surfing!
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$5.00
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Victory, Golden Monkey Belgian Strong Ale
Downingtown, Pennsylvania. What's up with the monkey reference well, this belgian-style trippel comes in at 9.5% abv, and drinking two brings out the playful monkey in all of us.
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$7.50
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Goose Island, Matilda Belgian Pale Ale
Chicago, Illinois. belgian style pale ale, medium body with hints of clove and orange peel. My friend, brewmaster greg Hall, makes lots of beer but this one’s my favorite.
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$8.00
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Brooklyn, Lager Can
Brooklyn, new york. South side, North side - we hate the yankees. In 1883, brooklyn was home to 45 breweries, the year the dodgers were formed. This fine lager is a tribute to those great 19th century beers, baseball, and our shared disregard for the Bronx bombers.
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$3.00
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Anderson Valley, Boont Amber Ale
Boonville, california. what’s boont Problems or errors, cool or awesome, a reference to the language of boonseville Perhaps, but my favorite wine country beer has a few other definitions. See the Urban dictionary, now enjoy a dirty laugh and a fine brew.
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$6.50
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North Coast, Red Seal Amber Ale
Ft. bragg, california. oh, this is a generous ale, although available in 47 states, dmk is the only place where you can enjoy it with truffles fi according to ed cinncinati Inquirer, red seal is the finest American amber ale. We love it too.
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$5.50
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Great Lakes, Eliot Ness Amber Lager
Cleveland, ohio. a multi-gold medal winning vienna lager. Rich and fragrant malt flavors, balanced with crisp, noble Hops naming a beer after a Prohibition cop even a dead one, takes some balls. An average guy might get the willies.
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$5.50
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Dogfish Head 60 Minute Ipa India Pale Ale
Milton, Delaware. The hophead session beer of choice for the proud blue hens and many locals. 60 minutes, 60 hops, 60 I.B.U., 6.0 abv all adds up to an east Coast treasure.
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$6.50
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Bear Republic, Racer 5 Ipa
Healdsburg, california. The brewery claims “There's a trophy in every glass.” So drink up (carefully) and collect the loot! I found out the hard way and had to pass the Heisman.
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$6.50
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Ska, Modus Hoperandi Ipa Can 4
Durango, Colorado. Brewed at 6,512 ft. above sea-level, this IPA delivers blast of citrus and pine. A big success for ska and great for me and you. Hiking socks not included.
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$4.00
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Stone Ruination Double IPA
Escondido, California. A massive hop monster, wonderful and intensely bitter. One taste and ray was hooked. He nestled the bottle and I heard him whisper “oh delicious, you are but a liquid poem to the glory of the hop! I've found my true nirvana in you oh ruination
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$8.50
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Lagunitas Hop Stoopid India Pale Ale 22 0Z. Bottle
Petaluma California. Homicidally hoppy and threatens to remove the rust from my pipes and yet so delicious l want to sing, 102 IBU, 102 for me and you. lets share a beer and have some cheer, a lagunitas for me and your
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$12.00
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Stone Oaked Arrogant Bastard Strong Ale
Escondido, california. Yes, haughty and conceited ‘the bastards’. But they roll out fine ales. This one’s story, oak barrels, time and love. P.S. fizzy yellow beer is for wussies’ The Bastard, 1997.
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$8.00
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Lost Coast, Downtown Brown English Brown Ale
Eureka, california. Jackie brown smooth, brown Sugar sexy. This nut brown ale makes a white boy quiver. As you might have expected, Lost Coast is owned by two hot Cali gals.
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$6.50
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Founders, Reds Rye P.A. Rye Beer
Grand rapids, michigan. Selected by popular demand just bug us for a year or two. Four caramel malts, amarillo hops, some rye, yadda yadda. vve love Red’s because it’s easy to drink, easy to drink easy to pronounce and long on hops.
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$6.50
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North Coast, Brother Thelonious Belgian Abbey Ale
Ft. Bragg, California. A tribute to a giant. A dark, strong, mahogany ale with rich strong flavors. Proceeds help fund the monk Institute of Jazz at U.S.C.
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$8.00
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Dogfish Head, Indian Brown Ale
Milton, Delaware. 60 minute, 90 minute, who's got the time When I’m thirsty, my fishfinder leads me to Indian brown ale, rich with molasse and coffee. Dry-hopped like the minute brews, you won’t miss a hop.
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$6.50
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Founders, Dirty Bastard Scotch Ale
Grand rapids, michigan. burnt toffee, caramel and sweet raisin esque malt. Delicious. Then why “dirty bastard Is this the creation of the brew master and his concubine does the brew have no moral fiber or Perhaps founders is referring to the goddess bast of witchcraft and sexual magic . Now I’m thinking. Is this some crazy scottish love potion will I chase men in kilts whilst singing “My Love Is like a red red rose
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$6.50
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Smuttynose, Robust Porter
Portsmouth, New hampshire. Finally! beer from the granite state. Smuttynose is the 3rd largest island in the shoals trivial Pursuit, 2007, New hampshire edition, 11 copies sold and a fine ale scented with chocolate and coffee.
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$5.50
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Stone, Smoked Porter 22 0Z. Bottle
Escondido, california. In general I never smoke indoors, but this stone ale makes me want to schlep ray’s bogs all the way to california. Get it porter. ..schlep.. I'm sick of explaining yiddish to you
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$12.00
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New Holland, The Poet Oatmeal Stout
Holland, Michigan. The addition of oats to the mash adds on unreal smooth and sweet character to this medium-bodied stout. In fact The poet is so deliciously rich, it makes us want to speak forever in iambic pentameter
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$5.50
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Great Divide, Yeti Russian Imperial Stout
Denver, Colorado. Holy ****! I’ve found my new breakfast love. A stout with coffee and chocolate, aged on oak chips barrels too expensive brain Just kidding . All the nutrition I need; all the intensity I crave. 9.5% abv. Children under ten only w parental supervision.
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$8.00
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